Royal Ascot : Feedback Dear Ms Bradbury Next year, should you be approached to act as a social commentator at the Royal Ascot meeting – could you politely decline the invitation on the basis that you are too rough and common and lack the social skills, up-bringing, grace, finesse and etiquette for an occassion of such grandeur and prestige. For advice, Davina McCall (another gobshite) has indicated to the press that she intends to end her relationship with Big Brother to concentrate on a career diversion that includes acting (God help us all ...). This role would be perfect for you — working alongside arseholes, tossers and wankers and commoners is more campatible and so much more in tune with your personality than the racegoers at Ascot where it must be said you’re like a fish out of water. Should you be unsuccessful acquiring this position, perhaps you could approach Clare Balding to put in a good word in for you to become a member of the presenting team at Crufts. Good Luck Yours sincerely — P. Steele (Mr), North Yorkshire P.S. If you have to laugh on live TV, do you think you could sound less of an Irish Tarmac Worker? Back to Feedback
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